(previous page) Alien Vs. Robot (thumb Wrestle Championship) / paint caption: Alien With Beer in his Brain / Crayon caption: Robots Cheers'ing / colored Pencil It must have been 5 years ago. I was working on a picture of a robot pouring beer on his brain when a feeling of weightlessness came over me and I was surrounded by a bright light. The aliens wanted me. It wasn't a human lab-rat thing, they wanted my special gift--my art. It was on their spacecraft I was forced against my will to draw crude alien portraits. I became famous throughout the galaxy. But little did my captors know, a befriended alien scientist named smokey and I were planning our escape back to earth, where I could continue my work in peace.