May 2006

DATE	PLACE	CITY	INFO	TIME	AGE	$

5/3	Club Underground	MPLS	A Summary Execution, DMRE, Build Or Burn

5/4	Brickyard	Roch	Doormouse	9pm	18+

5/5	Black Dog	Burnsville	Stereoscope		21+

5/18	Champps	Burnsville			21+

5/29	Triple Rock	MPLS	Said The Shotgun To The Head, The Crinn, After The Burial, See You Next Tuesday	5pm		$7

5/6	Hamlet Skatepark	Cottage Grove	skateboard competition	12pm	aa	$8

5/13	3rd Lair	Golden Valley	O.U.T. contest		aa

5/13	Renegade Board shop	Faribault	GRAND OPENING

5/20	Various spots	Roch	1st annual BTR

5/20	Twelfth Stone		Game of OUT			$8

5/6	Art Of THis	Bloomington	Cute Journey Kill Cute Cute

5/19	Rogue Buddha Gallery	MPLS	Art-A-Whirl party	9pm		free
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»»may 30
When you're up real late and nothings on the idiot box but Sci-Fi, DON'T watch the movie Decoys!

I was drawn in by wintery college scenes (filmed in Canada) and the supposed starring role of Nicole Eggert (Charles in Charge fame).

The script actually has actors saying "hottie invasion force" and "intergalactic bikini team"...oh and the line "...don't shoot I'm from Roseville"!

Decoys 2?
»»may 29
Look for a legitimate interview from Teddy Van Halen with Like Hell (the band) in issue 5. That picture to the right has nothing to do with them.

Woke up on the roof rack of tha' Buzz mobile unit (van) out in the country. Probably not attending that epic canoe trip down the Zumbro River...
»»may 28
EMERGENCY BROADCAST:
Live From Combustion Manor!
Click the link below for an important message from the Destroy Your Radio Network:
Listen to this (71 mb).

NOTE: This broadcast _could_ change your life!
»»may 27
A questionable Buttown Rumble short vid clip (1 MB) from Benji at tha' Plat.

More pictures and full recap as to Evil Pat's house purchase status soon...

Doesn't play?
»»may 26
HAPPY BIRTHDAY issue #3 featured artist Matt Schaller!

Did you get one of his limited edition numbered and autographed full color posters? There were only 200...
»»may 26

click for Evil Pat t-shirt commercial
»»may 25
***HERES A MESSAGE FROM SKUNK MAGAZINE

We're looking for more recruits to join our Dudes Without Dads Skateboard Club. Each new enlistee will recieve an official membership pack, VIP invite to any of our events, as well as being issued a number and listed in every upcoming issue for life (or until you find a replacement Dad). Requirments are easy...the old man simply dipped out before, during or after your birth or in a worst case scenario died defending the neighborhood or met some other tragic ending. Either email us with your story at gotnodad@hotmail.com or message on back on this pile and we'll take it from there. Every application is subject to review for authenticity.

Your Fatherless Friends,
Skunk Skateboard Magazine
»»may 23
After a huge garage sale weekend, Rochester's Salvation Army, Savers and Goodwill are flooded with all the treasures that didn't sell.

Speaking of trash, don't buy the Last Action Hero (Original Score) cd. The sticker on the cover stating "FEATURED PERFORMANCES BY BUCKETHEAD" may mislead you... Its discontinued status could bring collector's item value.
»»may 22
Live in Kato and into polka? Head down to KEYC TV tonight for the taping of Cory's Miller Tyme band

(the show airs this Saturday at 11:30am)
»»may 21

Happy 22nd birthday Molly!

If you haven't done so already, check out her 2 stories: Minnestalgia v1.0
&
Minnestalgia v2.0
»»may 20
Come celebrate Rochester's First Annual Buttown Rumble! Skating, partying, dancing (hard) and everything else. Click the flyer for more info...
»»may 19
Upgraded the glove today.
I'm half machine now.

****EBAY PRE-SALE****
Entertaining offers on this NINTENDO POWER GLOVE (yes, the one in your dreams) before its listed on ebay. The photo to the right shows our web developer using it server side, shortly before he destroyed the top score on Rad Racer! (3 MB) Also included are the sensors.
**SERIOUS OFFERS ONLY!

Will Evil Pat buy a house in Rochester after the Buttown Rumble?
»»may 18
The classic Mac vs PC showdown.

Was this picture taken 10 years ago? No, it was taken yesterday at a garage sale! Both work & go for $10 each! The whole country club manor (Rochester) is having a garage sale May 19-20.
»»may 17
80's hair bands Poison and Cinderella are kicking off their 20 Years of Rock tour in Mankato on June 13th! Why Kato? It might have something to do with that choice club Bret likes...

When you peep Poison's web site you might recognize that font they used on the tour page as one I used for many BTD flyers. First person to e-mail Rick with the correct font name wins a DVD!
»»may 16
Andy Armstrong back in North America. Switch heelflipped crossroads gap this morning. damn that dude is good.
»»may 15
Did you know the first 15 minutes of Orange County has some star acting from Chevy Chase, Lily Tomlin and that dude from Chuck and Buck makes a cameo. There's even a Thrasher underneath grandpa's wheelchair!
»»may 14
So when you think that last t-shirt commercial couldn't get any more craze, check out Dance Artist Pat Smith (6 MB)
»»may 13
Oh my god! Is this where commercials are headed!?! (3 mb) Something about Evil Pat being upcoming issue #5 artist. Buy it now!
»»may 12
Fixed that vid link of Zach Huge killing it (1 mb)
»»may 11
Star Tribune's newspaper today features "All in the familia" article...Benson's board is on the cover! Mad coverage in the Pioneer Press too...
»»may 10
"This was filmed on my digi still camera..." memories from the digi still camera video clip (10 mb) ~ tha' plat.
»»may 9
Doormouse clip (10 mb) from Brickyard last Thursday

It was so bizarre.
»»may 8
Wee Pizzle (Roch) construction Is he making manny pads?

Vid of Zach Huge killing it (1 mb).
»»may 5
Cinco De Mayo Clinic (actually it was last month)
»»may 5
Happy 1st birthday Volume Skateboards
»»may 4
A few people said the Doormouse show at the Brickyard had as much much energy as April's Destroy Everything/PFG. Serious amounts of people were checking out the merch booth for both of the shows too
»»may 3
So Club Underground had A Summary Execution (arrived too late for them) but was stoke by the DMRE singer (most likely) bouncing a microphone of his head! and Build or Burn -- well they sounded good live.
»»may 1

Meyer's video clip and banner above from yesterday's "Rohler" rink in brownsdale. I look like I've got a mouthful of chaw in!